BREAKING NEWS: Omicron patient has one singular sniffle


johnbcrist

Dec 6, 2021

“First patient of the omicron variant was experiencing slight fatigue but then took a nap and now he’s fine.”

THIS IS SATIRE but honestly not that far off from what’s on the news these days!

6 thoughts on “BREAKING NEWS: Omicron patient has one singular sniffle

  1. Again, in other words, this is simply this winter’s cold/flu, very mild, but a biiiiiiiiig deal needs to be made out of it and tied to the existing panic of the so-called covid.

    Let’s see JUST how stupid and gullible everyone really is. The answer to that frightens me. But then, if it makes everyone rush off to get more injections, the rest of us will be far better off.

    1. To begin with, this is satire.

      “Let’s see JUST how stupid and gullible everyone really is. The answer to that frightens me. But then, if it makes everyone rush off to get more injections, the rest of us will be far better off.”

      And just how are we going to be better off with more of our people dead of stupidity and fear?
      Your statement also may as well be a cheer for our enemy.
      This defeatism stops now if you want to continue commenting.

  2. This is actually pretty close to how the journalism in this country actually sounds at times lol.

    We all know covid doesn’t exist. Never did. You can’t have a variant of something that never existed.

    I did get to thinking about this though. So far everything I have been reading about this new variant, it’s supposed to be really weak, and hasn’t killed anyone.. You would think that they would say thats great news. If we were in a real pandemic (which obviously we aren’t), you would think they would actually be super happy about that. They would encourage people to catch this thing. Just get everyone sick for free natural immunity. You would think they would be telling us to host covid parties like our parents did when we were kids with the chicken pox.

    I just hope more people are waking up to this nonsense they are trying to sell us. It makes absolutely no sense.

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