Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!
The Canadian town of Kensington has hit upon a genius plan to detract its residents from drinking and driving this holiday season.
Not only will the cops charge you, they’ll also blast Nickelback while they haul you to jail.
The Kensington Police Service laid down the law in a Facebook post over the weekend for those “dumb enough to feel they can drink and drive.”
“When we catch you, and we will catch you,” the department added, “on top of a hefty fine, a criminal charge and a years driving suspension we will also provide you with a bonus gift of playing the offices copy of Nickelback in the cruiser on the way to jail.”
Constable Robb Hartlen told CNN the department doesn’t actually hate the band – Canada’s most questionable gift to the world.
“We are just using a different approach to get an age-old message communicated,” he said. “As long as it starts the ‘Don’t drink and drive’ dialogue, we’re happy with that.”
The department said it hasn’t had to unleash Chad Kroeger and the boys on anyone yet. And it hopes it stays that way.
“So please, lets not ruin a perfectly good unopened copy of Nickelback,” it said in its post. “You don’t drink and drive and we won’t make you listen to it.”
You go, Canada.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/30/americas/police-canada-nickelback-dui-trnd/
“Huh how the hell did we wind up like this…why weren’t we able…TO SEE THE SIGNS THAT WE MISSED” LOL – https://vine.co/v/OqDaXel3ZF2
Please click on the link. It will all make sense. HAHA
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If they’re REALLY DRUNK, one has to wonder…
“What difference at this point does it make?”
*** The Kensington Police Service laid down the law in a Facebook post over the weekend for those “dumb enough to feel they can drink and drive.” ***
Practically everyone who drinks has driven afterwards at some point, and most of us are smarter than dumbass cops.
*** “When we catch you, and we will catch you” ***
Don’t be so sure, piggy. Lots of people have gotten away with DUI and DWI countless times.
Still enjoying the slue of dead kawaps in the Kawa over the past year. Hoping many more meat that fate.
How about Weird Al Yankovitch’s “Canadian Idiot” from A to Zed… (a parody of Green Day’s “American Idiot”)– https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I6hEZiVYTs
I’ma thinking Justin Bieber might be more tortuous?