The Daily Sheeple – by Chris Carrington
Yesterday the Wall Street Journal reported a domestic terrorism attack on a California substation. You can read about that here. Today they are reporting that congressional leaders from both sides of the political divide want to impose federal standards to protect the power grid from physical attack.
Lets do that last bit again because I really like it.
To protect the power grid from physical attack.
This is the best news we’ve had in years. Hundreds of thousands, if not millions of jobs are going to be created in one go. Unemployment will be a thing of the past. The boom years will return.
I am sure that all the bright, intelligent, sensible people that rule over us are aware that to physically protect something you have to be there, in person.
OR, you have to cover up the item you are trying to protect, you have to hide it, like put it in a safe or something.
OR, you have to build a big fence or a wall, or something like that to stop people physically attacking whatever it is you are trying to protect.
Now, whichever option they choose, though I think the safe is unlikely, will create a quadzillion jobs across the country. There will be hundreds of thousands of security guards required, they will all need uniforms, and there will need to be logos on their vehicles, and more guns will be needed, and more ammo.
If they go for the fence or wall option, raw materials will be needed, factories will be needed, people to work in the factories, people to haul the stuff to the sites, people to build the barriers that will physically protect the grid from harm.
It needn’t stop there. There could be jobs created by putting locks on all the manhole covers to stop people lifting them and getting in to cut phone wires. Then you would need around the clock crews to unlock them for the maintenance workers to gain access.
All of this activity will have to be logged and noted…in triplicate so there’s going to be filing clerk positions,general admin, and managers, lets not forget the managers.
PEOPLE OF AMERICA, OUR ECONOMIC WOES ARE OVER
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Chris Carrington is a writer, researcher and lecturer with a background in science, technology and environmental studies. Chris is an editor for The Daily Sheeple. Wake the flock up!
Yay, good for Congress. Meanwhile 10 snipers can take it all out with a single shot. Beat that!
Amazing how they come out with this after releasing the information about the sniper attack on the power grid. I guess they were ready to roll it out last year but couldn’t find that right moment until now.
Another problem-reaction-solution tactic. What a bunch of sick bastards! How much more are the people and sheeple going to take of this completely obvious in your face bullshit?
“It needn’t stop there. There could be jobs created by putting locks on all the manhole covers to stop people lifting them and getting in to cut phone wires. Then you would need around the clock crews to unlock them for the maintenance workers to gain access.”
Seriously? Locking manhole covers? When’s the last time you saw ANYONE opening our coming out of a manhole cover? I think it was when I saw four green turtles, dressed as ninjas in NYC, fighting a can opener while eating a pizza.
This is pathetic!!! Hell, it’s an insult to the word pathetic.
If this is done, you can basically make it official and say that our country has entirely become a locked prison with the insane lunatics as wardens and corrections officers running the asylum.