38 thoughts on “Frightening Statistic

  1. Hey Swifty, are you male or female? If a female, are you on your meds? If you’re an unmarried male, good, if married, I pitty your wife.

  2. I wouldn,t put the guys too far behind these numbers. I,ve met some real straight jacket types out here on the road.

  3. I’m gonna catch all kinds of hell for the this one……
    What’s so funny?

    Here…read this…

    Well at least the spare bedroom is heated.

    1. ABSOLUTELY Deb.
      God has blessed me with the best of the best. I read her this joke, and she got a good laugh out of it. What a grand lady I have on my side.

      1. Indeed you have Paul!

        I got a good laugh when I read this as well. My first thought was, well at least the guys have their beer! Hehe

      2. You are truly blessed, Paul. ALL my ex’s tried to kill me with knives, guns or fists. On the upside my combat skills are sharp so I can thank them for that!

        1. sorry to hear that Martist. I know I am in the minority when it comes to a successful marriage. I feel God brought us together. Scripture tells me that “What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder”. Mark 10:9 KJV
          What a fortunate man i am.

          1. Smiling to myself and wishing you many more years of happiness Paul. I can be alone yet not lonesome and live vicariously through the love I see others share. For me that is sufficient:)

        2. Wow! I don’t know how many “all” constitutes, but we are not all crazy. I have a 27 year marriage to prove that.

          I don’t do meds, but keeping him chained in the basement might be what has made it a success.

          Of course, I’m kidding. But congrats on your combat skills! 😉

          1. Only one marriage and the rest gf’s! I’ve nothing but faith that you’re wise enough not to be medicated. The reason you’re here and a model for what the gentler of the sexes should follow Deb:)

          2. Now that’s the sweetest thing anyone has said to me in awhile! I am truly sorry to hear you’ve been through some rough times with the women in your life. You will find the right one, and when you do, you will know it. Every fiber in your being will know it’s right. 🙂

  4. Well Paul, your not in a league of your own, I’ve been with my wife for 22 happy years. She say’s when I get old and am in a wheel chair she will take me to see the Grand Canyon. 🙂

    1. haha Hey Swifty, i keep telling mine that when i’m old and in diapers, and cant function any more to take me to a nursing home, drug me up so i can have fun anyway. 😉

    2. btw Swifty congratulations. you are one of the minority. we got married in 1969 on dec. 13, and never looked back. 😎

      1. When Judy and I first got together (the first year) we argued a bit as all couples do, She told me one day that she was gonna leave me, So being the smart alec that I am, I went to town and got her a card saying how I would miss her and upon her opening and reading of said card, I ask her if she needed any gas money. She swore then and there that she would NEVER leave me.( works for me) 🙂 🙂 🙂

  5. Paul, I have eternal hope for the best because I see the love that some Hermes!;)share with others. It is what drives me and the fat lady is on a diet so she won’t sing for me too soon!:) Stay strong and fight!

    Hi Deb and thank YOU! I thought I had it right the last time!;) Haha I have 2 wonderful daughters and a Republic that I love so I have more than some. My girls won’t speak to me because of my love for my nation but they will understand some day. Or not. Either way I am in it to win it for them:)

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