The New Yorker – by ANDY BOROWITZ [SATIRE]
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what he called “a provocative and defiant act,” President Obama charged on Tuesday that Russian President Vladimir Putin has started letting his calls go directly to voice mail.
Speaking at the White House before this week’s NATO summit, a visibly furious Obama said that Putin’s new practice of letting his calls go straight to voice mail “hampers our ability to discuss the future of Ukraine and other important issues going forward.”
Having left dozens of voice mails for the Russian President, Obama said that he tried to reach him via e-mail on Monday night but received an out-of-office auto reply.
“Given what he has been up to in Ukraine over the past few weeks, I find it impossible believe he has been out of the office,” Obama said.
The President hinted that Putin’s failure to respond to his voice mails could result in additional sanctions and signaled that he did not intend to call the Russian President again. “I have left my last voice mail for him,” he said, adding that the last time he called Putin his mailbox was full.
7 thoughts on “Furious Obama Says Calls To Putin Going Straight To Voice Mail”
Putin probably has more important people to talk to. The CEO of Monsanto for example.
Putin sick of listening to the blah,blah,blah, rhetoric from Odumbo
which Odumbo is instructed to say from his masters.
So Obama how do YOU like the Stone Wall?
hate it when one of your own tactics is used against you huh?
waaaaaaaaaa.. sniff sniff
“I have left my last voice mail for him,” he said, adding that the last time he called Putin his mailbox was full.
he has left his last message because he cant leave any more..ROTFLMFAO
uhh I draw this line in the sand..dont cross it” uhh ok this line..uh..hummm ok now ..this line hey remember that Syria..yeah Putin remembers
gimme a F-ing break.
Putin is just sick of hearing from this jack a$$ ..and is ignoring him
he (putin) is the smart one here and is showing us all how we should be dealing with him and DC.. Ignore them they are irrelevant , and so are all of his policies since he took the office illegally
Yup, Putin treats these gophers like the communist whores they are.
Like the commie whore Kerry, Putin left him sitting for three hours.
Sounds like our “girly man president” is having a hissy fit. Must be annoying when a real World Leader treats you like you don’t matter.
Way to Go Vladimir!!
Can’t BO take a hint? Putin just does not want to talk to him.
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