It could not have happened to a nastier person.
On New Year’s day, in an unfortunate, home “exercise” accident, USSA Senator, Harry Reid (D-NV) smashed his face, resulting in broken facial bones, as well as broken ribs and a very black eye.
Reid also previously dislocated his shoulder, bumped his head and got a black eye, while “jogging” in 2011.
It Happens All The Time
To high level politicians, I mean. Getting savagely brutalized by home exercise equipment, dislocating their arms while jogging.
By contrast, how many times have you gone to work out at the gym, and inadvertently smashed your face on a piece of exercise equipment, breaking facial bones and ribs, and getting a black eye? Probably never, but then you are not a high level politician.
How often have you gone “jogging” and returned home with a dislocated shoulder, a black eye and ugly contusions on your head? (See preceding.)
No, Senator Reid is obviously getting extra-curricular tutoring from one or more “special” interest groups, who want to help him better perform his “official” duties.
Now, I don’t mean to single out Harry Reid for individual attention all by his lonesome, after all others certainly aren’t! The beatings and even worse are actually fairly commonplace in national politics.
Many Other Examples Can Be Cited
1) The assassination of Pres. Kennedy in 1963.
2) The assassination of Sen. Robert Kennedy in 1968.
3) The attempted assassination of Pres. Reagan in 1981, by a friend of the Bush family. Hey, things happen, right?
4) In a more minor example, in 2002 Pres. G. W. Bush choked on a pretzel, fainted and fell off a couch, leaving him with a bruised nose and cheek bone. I’m sure we all have had similar issues with aggressive pretzels, that left us with ugly, facial contusions.
5) In 2006 Vice Pres. Cheney shot his hunting partner in the face, who subsequently apologized to Cheney for all the trouble to which the incident had put Cheney! How rude to have put his face in the way of Cheney’s gun ……
5) In 2012 Hillary Clinton was hospitalized because she “fell”and hurt her head, giving her a concussion, thus unfortunately preventing her testimony to Congress about the Benghazi attack in Libya that somehow killed the USSA ambassador to Libya, while she was the serving Sec. of State.
And so forth.
This is just a partial list. If you want to do a little digging, you can easily come up with much more. Forget about whatever nonsense you might have learned in your high school civics course, once upon a time. The way that politics really work, the way that government really runs, is nasty and brutish.
People get beaten. People get shot. People get killed. That’s the way the system works.
There is nothing fair or democratic about it at all.
It’s A New Year’s Telegram
Whoever worked over Sen. Reid is sending their own, special, New Year’s greeting.
Whether it was the Chinese, Barack Obama’s boys, Jeb Bush’s boys, or someone else, Harry Reid is their 2015 poster boy.
The message is that the rough customers are going to play rough. Big events are barreling down the turnpike towards us — towards all of us. The events that are coming will be no respecter of persons.
In my previous blog post I observed that, to use a Monopoly game allusion, we are coming up fast on the last few rolls of the dice in this international competition for global control. The stakes are very high.
The destiny of the Earth and of all humanity is very much in play. Roughing up a sitting, USSA Senator is but the barest beginning of what is to come.
We will be fortunate if the game does not escalate to a shooting, nuclear war in the coming year or two or three. The upcoming time is going to be just that turbulent.
http://eventhorizonchronicle.blogspot.com/2015/01/happy-new-year-harry-reid.html?m=1
My Fellow Americans:
The Story Line:
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“…home exercise accident…”
Response:
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HAHahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!,… YEAH,.. RIGHT!!!!,.. Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaa,… Oooooo,… my,.. thats a great one! (wiping tears of laughter from eyes….)
Oh my God,… they really do a good job of entertaining us sometimes,… don’t they??!!!
So lets see here,.. what really happened:
Possible scanerios –
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1) His she-male wife kicked the crap out of him.
2) The Chinese just impressed upon the cost of failing them (think – Bundy Ranch…)
3) He was visited by the same friendly types that have been helping bankers learn how to fly from roof tops,…. and this is his only warning.
4) His boyfriend beat him up.
5) Mrs Ugly, Nancy Pelosi and the creature from the Black Lagoon, Diane Frankenstein showed up at his house to show him what real men can do to him for disobeying the communist party.
6) CIA lackeys paid him a visit to impress upon him the need to move on from the “Torture Report”.
7) His boyfriend beat him up,.. again.
8) The Three Stygian Witches Of Communism (Pelosi, Feinstein, and Clinton) paid him visit, and had a rough sex session with Reid, who intially refused to get to his knees and service their communist-female manhood.
9) His boyfriend beat him up.
10) The Langley boys sent him an “Advisory Team” to let him know that no further faliure will be tolerated.
11) Place your own guess here.
JD – US Marines – Clearly,… some of Reids backers are not happy with his recent failures,… and have made their displeasure known quite clearly.
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Naw. Simple explanation;
He was trying to chew gum at the same time…..
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I don’t give a rats ass who was trying to work his old boney ass over. If they were trying to send him a message, you can be clear, he will do the will of his masters. He should be more worried about what the people of Nevada will do to him.
It doesn’t matter who beat him up, as far as I’m concerned it was a corporate lakey. We don’t have a government, and haven’t since the late 1800’s.
I will however go with #2. He didn’t get the land deal settled, so I guess getting mauled by fitness equipment instead of a pretzel was more beneficial. Haha!
#11 a pleasant thought would be that some American Nationals conveyed a very convincing message to him.
After seeing the pic I am with Henry(this seems to be a trend Henry, you being right on) He got his ass whooped by Chew Kok Long.
How does one fall and injure right wrist left eye AND break ribs? Iv had everyone of these injuries in plurality but never at the same time on opposing sides.
A special kind of Karma reserved for Dick Heads??????
yup 😉
lol
He still looks too damn good to me.
Do you think he might be looking a bit more humble after this? Nah . . . must be my imagination.
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need a registration of exercise equipment owners,
followed by a gradual ban on exercise bikes.
think of the bloodbath if an exercise bike ever made it into a school!!!
🙂
It’s possible that he’s actually dumb enough to hurt himself with home exercise equipment, but I think his wife catching him in the sack with a young boy is more likely.
Whatever happened, it’s good to see him hurt, and it would be better if the hurt was a lost worse.
The author forgot to mention Kerry’s black eye or two due to a “Hockey game”. 😉
Anyways, Reid looks very sad in the picture. GOOD!
Also, how the HELL do you dislocate your shoulder jogging? Do you flail your arms around in a winding, rowing fashion over and over again as you run?
Do they really expect people to believe that baloney?
It’s a more pathetic excuse than “My dog ate my homework” and that excuse is as low as you can get.
Damm shame he did not break his neck.
you gotta pay the girl Harry/ or this is what her pimp does
Im going to sit back and see how he acts for the next few months before I come out with my prediction of what happened
either way he got what he asked for..lets hope he asks for a second helping