Hot Russian Spy proposes to Snowden via Twitter

Libertarian Republican – by Clifford F. Thies 

The New York Post is reporting that sleeper cell spy Anna Chapman has tweeted a marriage proposal to NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden. Snowden appears to be hiding out in Moscow’s international airport.

After being busted, Chapman was returned to Russia as part of an exchange of spies. She subsequently became a fashion model and a celebrity spokesperson for a major bank. It is thought that she may continue to act as a spy, and has tried to seduce a top member of the Obama Administration.  

She is a member of Putin’s United Russia Party.

As for 28-year old computer nerd Edward Snowden, could he ever imagine such a connection. We would rate the luckiness of his marrying this femme fatale as second only to Dennis Rodman marrying Carmen Electra.

9 thoughts on “Hot Russian Spy proposes to Snowden via Twitter

  1. Why don’t they just make a porno flick together for Christ sake? They can call it “The Red Head and the Sissy Boy”

  2. Cor she reminds me of that Melisandre out of Game of Thrones… Gorgeous looking lady that gets my vote ^^

  3. And the plot thickens. This is a game of spy vs spy. U.S. spy mates with Russian spy. Putin is just using her to extract info. from Snowden without actually meeting or getting involved with Snowden himself. He ain’t stupid. That’s what this is all about. The U.S. government knows it and knows that the Russian government knows it. And the Russian government knows that the U.S. government knows that the Russian government knows it, yet they each go on playing the game that nobody knows. In the end, everybody knows.

    It reminds me of the lines that the character Travis Dane played by Eric Bogosian said in the movie, “Under Siege 2: Dark Territory” (for lack of a better movie)

    “Travis Dane: Yeah, I’m gonna shock the world by spreading ca-ca all over the place. Guangzhou is a chemical weapons plant masquerading as a fertilizer plant. We know this. The Chinese know that we know. But we make-believe that we don’t know and the Chinese make-believe that they believe that we don’t know, but know that we know. Everybody knows.”

    1. I don’t know with Putin, he’s a secretive squirrel and completely paranoid and trusts no one so I imagine he has tricks up his sleeve that aren’t included in the everyone knows game lol

      I imagine Snowden is such a temptingly succulent low hanging fruit just waiting to be plucked and neither Russia nor China are showing much interest speaks absolute volumes, this isn’t like the old way where people like Prime, Blunt and Philby betrayed because of their ideology, Snowden doesn’t seem to have that burning fervour, the “famous five” spies all wanted to live in Russia and enjoy the life of a Colonel in intelligence although Blunt and Philby both regretted it later on, Snowden seems well, so blasé about his future, certainly not someone who fears likely death, he’s lost his assets and his status, walked out on a sweet, sweet lifestyle and that makes no sense.

  4. I think he should go for it. He won’t get a better offer. I saw a different article yesterday (that I didn’t send in), and the photo of her in that one was WAY hotter than this one.


      1. Admin or Henry saw it. It turns out that the email didn’t go through to Henry. But as always, our crack staff was on top of things!

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