At one time I too believed in the ‘rapture’ — then i actually paid attention to the verses used to proclaim it. Furthermore, I looked into the history of where the ‘rapture’ theory came from — fools wanting Gawd to protect them cause they can’t wont protect themselves.
Wish I had the money to buy a thousand of those dolls. I’d set ’em loose and truly LMAO!!!!!
Don’t mistake my “anti ejection seat” position as though I do not believe there will be a “RAPTURE” (or gathering of the >saints / the elect / those who name the Name of Christ Jesus together to escape the Day Of The LORD judgement to come upon the NWO). I DO believe there will be one, just that it will occur when the Scripture says it will….. “after the tribulation of those days”, exactly before the Day of the Lord begins. Scripture is exact and plentiful on this subject – Christians (and anyone else who rejects the rule of the Antichrist) will be persecuted (tribulated) until those days are cut short, as Jesus made very clear in Matthew, Chapter 24:
” And Jesus went out, and departed from the temple: and his disciples came to him for to shew him the buildings of the temple.
And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.
And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?
And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
All these are the beginning of sorrows.
Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name’s sake.
And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.
And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.
But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)
Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains:
Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house:
Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes.
And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days!
But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day:
For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.
And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect’s sake those days shall be shortened.
Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
Behold, I have told you before.
Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.”
Matthew 24, 1-27;
This is ONE of the sections of Scripture that supports the position that I hold, as stated above. There are more, and plenty more, for those with ears to hear.
NO secret rapture.
No “Imminency”.
NO escape from the persecution of the Antichrist supposed to occur prior to the beginning of the 70th week of Daniel, except the escape provided by Christ returning to gather His elect just prior to the Day Of The LORD.
Below is a video that fairly represents my Biblical studies, and the position I have held since I first investigated the subject matter objectively in 1993.
Prior to that, I was a “Pre-Tribber”… but only because I innocently believed what I heard; NOT because I had actually studied the Biblical passages referenced regarding the end times scenario. I believe that those who hold to an “any moment” gathering of the elect to Christ in the air are going to be sorely and sadly unprepared in heart, mind and also physically unprepared to endure the troubles that have been clearly prophesied.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEST ONE IVE HEARD IN AWHILE. THANKS MAN……………………….
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Tee hee hee, love it!! Will they be anatomically correct?
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(Laughing) Funny, galen!
I’m taking the Fifth.
Mum.
Fifth of vodka?
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ha HA! Now you’re talking. 😉
Now that’s funny!
I don’t see Madana or McCain, must have been held back.
Haha Love it. 🙂
LOL… apparently China has plenty to spare…
https://gizmodo.com/sex-doll-sharing-service-taqu-suspended-after-angering-1818566310
Excellent…!
funniest thing I have seen or heard in the longest time dam if that didn’t just make my day .thank you Mr.Alpeeno.
LMAO!!!! thanks, I needed that
Thank you, Hal – best anti ejection-seat post I’ve seen in ages.
At one time I too believed in the ‘rapture’ — then i actually paid attention to the verses used to proclaim it. Furthermore, I looked into the history of where the ‘rapture’ theory came from — fools wanting Gawd to protect them cause they can’t wont protect themselves.
Wish I had the money to buy a thousand of those dolls. I’d set ’em loose and truly LMAO!!!!!
BTW..
Don’t mistake my “anti ejection seat” position as though I do not believe there will be a “RAPTURE” (or gathering of the >saints / the elect / those who name the Name of Christ Jesus together to escape the Day Of The LORD judgement to come upon the NWO). I DO believe there will be one, just that it will occur when the Scripture says it will….. “after the tribulation of those days”, exactly before the Day of the Lord begins. Scripture is exact and plentiful on this subject – Christians (and anyone else who rejects the rule of the Antichrist) will be persecuted (tribulated) until those days are cut short, as Jesus made very clear in Matthew, Chapter 24:
” And Jesus went out, and departed from the temple: and his disciples came to him for to shew him the buildings of the temple.
And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.
And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?
And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.
For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.
And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.
All these are the beginning of sorrows.
Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name’s sake.
And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.
And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.
But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.
And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)
Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains:
Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house:
Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes.
And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days!
But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day:
For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.
And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect’s sake those days shall be shortened.
Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not.
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
Behold, I have told you before.
Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.
For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.”
Matthew 24, 1-27;
This is ONE of the sections of Scripture that supports the position that I hold, as stated above. There are more, and plenty more, for those with ears to hear.
NO secret rapture.
No “Imminency”.
NO escape from the persecution of the Antichrist supposed to occur prior to the beginning of the 70th week of Daniel, except the escape provided by Christ returning to gather His elect just prior to the Day Of The LORD.
Below is a video that fairly represents my Biblical studies, and the position I have held since I first investigated the subject matter objectively in 1993.
Prior to that, I was a “Pre-Tribber”… but only because I innocently believed what I heard; NOT because I had actually studied the Biblical passages referenced regarding the end times scenario. I believe that those who hold to an “any moment” gathering of the elect to Christ in the air are going to be sorely and sadly unprepared in heart, mind and also physically unprepared to endure the troubles that have been clearly prophesied.
Omg this is halarious
And should be done
Could you imagine the havoc if tons of those dolls got into the flight line and what the pilots would think?
Do it at Area 51 and dress them up like aliens
LMFAO!!!
I would participate absolutely, E of S!!!