Obama Builds Wall To Keep Out Unlawful Visitors… Wait, What?

Daily Caller – by Christian Datoc

The White House receives millions of visitors a year, but some people refuse to enter the grounds through the lawful channels. The number of illegal visitors has been slowly increasing, and the president is finally doing what’s necessary to keep out his unwanted guests and put Americans’ worries to rest.

Early Tuesday morning, President Obama authorized the construction of a wall aimed at securing the White House’s borders. While not as tall as the official perimeter gates, this wall spans the entirety of the border, offering intruders no weak points to exploit.  

"An impenetrable defense" (courtesy of Christian Datoc, 2014)
“An impenetrable defense” (courtesy of Christian Datoc, 2014)

While only 3-ft. tall, the wall, along with the official White House gates, will form a strategic buffer zone; this area will not only slow persons attempting to gain access the grounds, but will also allow officers patrolling the border to recognize and neutralize any unlawful entry-attempts.

"The buffer zone will significantly hinder intruders on their approach to the White House Gate" (courtesy of Christian Datoc, 2014)
“The buffer zone will significantly hinder intruders on their approach to the White House Gate” (courtesy of Christian Datoc, 2014)
"Border patrol" (courtesy of Christian Datoc, 2014)
“Border patrol” (courtesy of Christian Datoc, 2014)

These additional security measures will surely solve the issues plaguing the President and his staff. If only it was this easy to solve all of our nation’s other problems.

http://dailycaller.com/2014/09/23/obama-builds-wall-to-keep-out-unlawful-visitors-wait-what/

6 thoughts on “Obama Builds Wall To Keep Out Unlawful Visitors… Wait, What?

  1. HAHAHAHA
    I feel like the patriot movement just won a victory.

    Now to toss a lock on that fence and wait outside with hemp ropes for escapees.

    Its funny but so many black people iv known had bars on their windows. Some where my neighbors so it wasn’t a bad neighborhood. Obummer is adding to the stereotype just a little.

    1. Just have a few people start walking back and forth in front of the fence while swinging around a lasso. They’ll get the picture. lol

  2. Hahaha!!! ROLMFAO!!!!

    As the late Robin Williams once said, “I’m sure even the Chinese are saying, ‘Dhat is not gonna wok’ “. 😉

    Pathetic.

    This is just one step among many that they will continue to do in order to turn the White House into a dark military fortress. Just wait and see. More measures are on the way.

  3. “The number of illegal visitors has been slowly increasing, and the president is finally doing what’s necessary to keep out his unwanted guests and put Americans’ worries to rest.”

    Oh the irony of this one! He builds a wall to keep out “illegal visitors”, but he won’t build a wall to keep out “illegal immigrants”.

    Funny how he considers We the People who own that big white house as “illegal visitors”. If he likes that prison house so much, maybe we should just lock him up in that prison and never let him out. Also make sure we shut down the power before we leave. Yet, another irony as the supposedly freest house in the world would be the most closed off.

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