Last Tuesday President Obama got off the helicopter in front of The White House – carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: “Nice pigs, sir.”
The President replied: “These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.
I got one for my wife, Michelle, and I got one for Nancy Pelosi.”
The squared-away Marine again snapped to attention, salutes and said, “Excellent trade, sir.”
6 thoughts on “Only a Marine could handle this so well.”
Hahahahaaa! Funny! Also, you are judged by the company you keep!
Well,… obviously, the Marine was just being very polite since Michelle or Polosi are NOT even worth a pile of week old Dog-Crap, much less a couple of Razor-Back Hogs!
JD – US Marines – If only!……
I guess he just wanted to try putting lipstick on a pig for once.
I wonder if the one he got for his “wife” was a transgender hog.
If the marine do say this, he is out of a job and out of the marines. The guards are not to talk to the people around the WH. Just stand there and look good for the show. I worked in DC for 10 years