A Pennsylvania woman who relieved her bladder on a basket of potatoes turned herself in to local authorities hours after surveillance footage was published depicting her both before and after the watery deed was committed.
US supermarkets have not been the same over the past few months, as a number of individuals, aged old and young, have defiled consumer goods such as ice cream and mouthwash in hopes of gaining a sliver of internet infamy.
Grace Brown, the latest grotesque grocery store culprit, stands accused by West Mifflin Police Department (WMPD) of taking a late night leak on a crate of potatoes in a West Mifflin Walmart.
Tuesday morning, WMPD published a community assistance release containing surveillance footage stills from the night the woman decided the spoil the spuds for shoppers. While images of the actual act are not shown in the WMPD release, the timestamps and Brown’s bag-less hands show she may have been on a mission that included time for a selfie, but not to pop into a bathroom stall.
“The safety of our customers is a top priority for us. This type of obscene conduct is outrageous, and we immediately disposed of the affected products and sanitized the area to ensure its cleanliness and safety for our customers. We’re working with the West Mifflin Police Department to find the responsible party and have them prosecuted,” Walmart told local news station KDKA following the potato piddling incident.
The infamous individual arrived at the police station Tuesday afternoon and was accompanied by her attorney. WMPD Chief Anthony Topolnak confirmed to KDKA that she was interviewed.
“Clearly, this is a regrettable situation,” he said. “Ms. Brown takes these charges very seriously.” Brown’s lawyer, Casey White, told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.
People are generally seeking some kind of reaction, whether positive or negative, on social media with their absurd actions, and while it remains unclear what motivated this woman to contaminate consumer products with her bodily waste, Topolnak has a hunch.
“Honestly, I think she thought it was a toilet,” Topolnak told the Post-Gazette. “She pulls down her pants, squats, sits there, does her thing, pulls up her pants and leaves.”
The chief refused to answer questions regarding whether Brown was drunk or high at the time of her tinkle but did say she was released from police custody with minor charges pending.
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“time of her tinkle”
Funny! How bout some talk/news as to how this corporation is pi**ing on us, the owners of our nation!?
From licking ice cream to urinating on potatoes, so symptomatic of a sick society.
Lost in the shuffle, decent kids/people who don’t get headlines, who everyday try their best to make life work.
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But but but the Kardashian’s taught all these generational misfits that if they just act out they will become famous
What happened?
This kind of stupidity needs to be bleached from the gene pool.
hopefully she will be part of the two million 🙂
IF I HAD CAUGHT HER, I WOULD HAVE SWEPT HER SQUATTING LEGS FROM UNDER HER WITH MY WALKING CANE, WHILE SPITTING A FLURRY OF EXPLETIVES AT HER FACE. I WOULD HAVE TAKEN IT TO THE FLOOR…………..
BELIEVE ME, IF YOU THINK MY DOG SLOBBERS BAD, YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE UNDER ME WHEN I’M PISSED OFF…………
“Honestly, I think she thought it was a toilet,”
If that was the case… IT’S A DAMN GOOD THING IT WASN’T # 2, RIGHT???
There’s some real SICKOS in this country… decades of ‘programming’ & Big Pharma are the main culprits, imo.