Yes, this is my dog

IN RESPONSE TO ALL THE RECENT E-MAILS ABOUT MY DOG:

PLEASE BE ADVISED, I AM SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT MY DOG!   

YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS,

FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS, TWO OTHER DEMOCRATS,
NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACKS, THREE
FLAG BURNERS, AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.

 

FOR THE LAST TIME… THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!

the-smoking-dog

NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING,
BUT HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE “BAD TASTE” OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!

17 thoughts on “Yes, this is my dog

  1. Hey!!!!

    REDHORSE!,… How much you want for that dog??!!!

    I’ll pay in silver!

    JD – US Marines – Now, that is funny!,.. and I know funny.

    1. Silver, gold, bullets, shine, smoke?
      I know we can find a common medium of trade! I really want that dog! Sorry JD, I’m doubling whatever you offer! 🙂

      1. FU Rhumstruck!

        Redhorse,… I’ll triple whatever rhumstruck offers!!!

        That dog is going to be my militia’s mascot!!

        JD – US Marines – I know a good dog when I see one!

        1. Let the bidding war commence! LOL
          My original offer still stands, double JD’s bid!
          No matter how high he goes!
          I too know a good dog when I see him!
          :))

  2. Sorry the dog is not for sale for any price.He has a natural ability that is uncompromised.Besides when he heard that he might be up for sale he has gone to two packs a day.I have assured hem that i would not sell him so he has gone back to what he was doing ,but seems to have a higher vengance for the Obama tee shirts.

  3. LOL. I used to have a Weimaraner that was the most excellent guard dog ever, but your dog is a performer bar none. Let us know when the puppies he sires are ready for adoption. ;›)

  4. That’s nothing… my dog “Patriot” bites Republicans and Democrats alike, Jackboots, Traitors, Gun Grabbers, knows how to reload ammo, and when he throws on the sad puppy dog eyes attracts all of the Hot chicks. hahahaha oh yeah, and he can sing too!

  5. What, he hasn’t nailed anyone wearing a Feinstein or Hitlery T-shirt?

    I’d pay good money to see that.

  6. LOL Henry.You can have the freeloading son of a bitch back all he’s doing is laying around smoking all my cigarettes.

    1. Thank you very much, Redhorse. It will be good to have Adolf McCarthy back where he belongs. I have a lot of time invested in training that dog. Starting when he was just a pup, when he would Hillary Clinton on the floor, I would rub his nose in it and throw him out the window. I knew he was a prodigy when after the first week, he would Hillary Clinton on the floor, rub his own nose in it and jump out the window. I then took him to the next level. Getting up every morning at the crack of dawn and going outside, I would take a raw deer ham carved in the shape of a hammer and sickle and beat the hell out of him with it before I fed it to him.
      For all those people from PETA reading this, I did not teach that dog to smoke. The sneaky son of a bitch picked that up from the neighbor kid.

  7. Ahhh, i was wondering about that taking a leak and rubbing his nose in it,and now i understand why he looked so confused as he didn’t have a window to jump out of.Oh by the way i didn’t steal him he just wondered into my yard with a half eaten “I LOVE OBAMA” t-shirt hanging out of his butt.He got mad when i told him i wouldn’t touch it because i didn’t know where it had been.He also got mad and called me cheap when i refused to give him a carton of smokes for the road.The nerve of that dog.

    1. Yeah, he is a son of a bitch. But like I said, I’ve got a lot of time invested in training him. You could have at least gave him a pack of cigarettes to hold him until he gets home. I will be sure he writes you a thank you note for the good care you have provided while he was visiting you.
      Should have known you didn’t steal him as I knew he was pissed at me for giving him that nicotine patch for his birthday. Should have realized it wouldn’t help with the bad taste in his mouth.

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