11 thoughts on “Active Shooter Commie Response

  1. My Fellow Americans:

    A PSA (Pubic Service Announcement) From Our Enemy-Force-In-Occupation:

    Active Shooter Commie Response:

    When confronted with an active-shooter, or any physical threat for that matter,… the appropriate response is:

    1) Shake, tremble,… and begin to hyperventilate uncontrollably…

    2) Fall on the floor in a dramatic and spasmodic fashion…

    3) Whimper, whine and mew as you pull into the fetal position….

    4) Piss and defecate all over yourself with EXTREME force….

    5) Repeat over and over,.. “if ONLY the gov’t was here to protect me!!!”,….

    These actions,… and smells,… should easily cause the assailant to instantly feel distain and contempt for your cowardice,…. where he/she will then decide it is more cruel to leave you alive to continue living your life of pusillanimous, contemptible and unforgivable cowardice ,.. then to just snuff you out right there and then.

    JD – US Marines – Yes my friends,… once Herr Trump institutes the Gestapo,.. ERRRRR!,.. Opppsss,.. I mean,.. helps restore,.. “Law & Order!!!”,…. we will then ALL be safe!!!! (Now,.. since you do NOT need them any more,.. GIVE UP YOUR GUNS!)

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      Although they often double as clean-up crews, they’re extremely adept at CREATING the dead bodies to begin with.

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