The Daily Sheeple – by Piper McGowin
It’s hard to believe people still fly in this country… still consent to putting up with this crap.
The TSA just confiscated CNN journalist Campbell Brown’s pimento cheese.
https://twitter.com/campbell_brown/status/719209080326258688
Because if the TSA is anything, it is tireless in protecting America from a paste made of cheese, pimentos, and mayonnaise… the real terror.
What’s worse is, we live in a climate in America where you can’t even be sure these people are joking.
https://twitter.com/lymynn/status/719931357237907456
https://twitter.com/JohnPileggi/status/719209440730345474
This one probably wasn’t.
https://twitter.com/SCrankenhoofIII/status/719806394384252928
Or this one.
@campbell_brown @TSA That's odd….. TSA confiscated my box of Ritz Crackers………
— WARREN STOLE HALF MY RENT MONEY SECRET SQUIRREL (@SecritSqrl) April 11, 2016
In fact, that’s the first thought I had when I saw the Tweet. Somewhere in the back, a bunch of TSA agents were chowing down on Pimento cheese like little mafia goblins.
It really is like they gave a bunch of adults with the mindset of 12-year-old schoolyard bullies who have no common sense whatsoever a costume and a little authority and just set them free to be horrible jerks to innocent Americans in airports across the country.
Don’t you feel safer from the dreaded terrorists pimento cheese, America?
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Piper writes for The Daily Sheeple. There’s a lot of B.S. out there. Someone has to write about it.
I remember one woman, they made her drink her own breastmilk (in a bottle for her baby she was taking with her) in front of everyone in the airport and were hysterical about making her do it. The freaks in this story probably stole the cheese to shovel it in their own mouths later.
Best way to solve this problem: execute all the TSA (top to bottom, even office workers or phone holders) and the ones responsible for creating them, hiring them and keeping them despite all this.
Just remember folks, tales like these are only the ones we hear about and there is a whole lot worse we do NOT hear about.