Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President. She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this!
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly, the ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Washington says, “Never tell a lie.”
“Ouch!” says Hillary, “I don’t know about that.”
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears…Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Jefferson says, “Listen to the people.”
“Ohhh! I really, really don’t want to do that.”
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears…Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”
Lincoln says, “Go to the theater.”
She IS the ‘theater’!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Nice. I love it.
If only……….
Alone?
She will probably have someone cart in some ladies for tea.
(2 sources, 1 real life.)
Please go to the theater please!
4rth night….
The ghost of John Kennedy visits her.
Wakes up her and Huma in the Lincoln bedroom.
Asks her to go to the Kennedy assassination commemorative drive in an open limousine.
She says… well… I’m kind of busy but I can send Bill to stand in for me he really admired you.
The ghost of Kennedy says….
That’s fine.
But goddammint he better inhale this time.
I was hoping “visitor from the past” would show up and blast her with the flintlock.