A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, finds a bear and attempts to convert it. Later, they all get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s Holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”
They both look down at the rabbi who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
DAMN. I’M TO OLD TO REMEMBER TO HIT THE “POST” BUTTON??????
HELL I’M TALKING TO THE AIR THIS MORNING………………….
POOR BEAR, HE’S BEEN LIED TOO, HALF DROWNED AND PARTIALLY BUTCHERED…. AND SHIT. HE STILL AINT “SAVED”………
Yeah, but now he knows who to go after.
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Or who the hell to avoid……rotflmao!!!
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“They both look down at the rabbi who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”
For those who don’t know about Talmudic circumcision, it doesn’t start with the cutting.
WHAUT… YOU TRYIN TO RURN A JOKE??????????????
Yeah, sucked the life right out of it. Tee hee. Pun intended, #1 NWO Hatr. Hear ya loud and clear. And just have to add, may no baby be cut again. Wishful thinking, eh? The programming is so in place. But lately, many are refusing. Me thinks nature got it right.
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“The programming is so in place. But lately, many are refusing.”
Not loudly enough, imo, galen.
I meet so many who hate the so-called ‘government’, yet have no clue how deep the deception & depravity actually goes.
OR who the scumbags are REALLY working for.
I’ve read that more and more parents are refusing to circumcise their newborns. I take some hope from that. And I agree #1, we need to get so much louder, on so many things. I be hootin’ and a hollerin’. Is there rest up ahead?
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It was mandatory (for the Hebrews) before Christ, but when uncircumcised gentiles received the Holy Spirit after His death & resurrection, it was a clear indication that it was no longer a requirement for salvation.
Nawwww… just pointing out another jew lie, KOYOTE.
There are so many, most people can’t keep track of ’em all.