Today at 1:00 PM eastern time President Obama and his opponent Mitt Romney announced a joint plan to suspend their campaigns and convene an emergency meeting in the epicenter of hurricane Sandy. The purpose of the meeting is meteorological in nature.
The nature of a hurricane is such that the mixture of warm winds from the south and cold air from the north Atlantic coast combine to form the destructive power of the whirlwind.
The candidates have agreed to convene an emergency series of presidential debates to provide an overwhelming current of hot air and thus quell the storm in its path.
The plan is a bold one without scientific merit, and some have accused to president of grandstanding, and politicizing the hurricane. But this is not a time for partisan rancor, and we should support the novel approach of using debates to influence the weather.
Ann Coulter has been temporarily placed in indefinite detention, the White house press corp quoting Obama as saying “because she’s an ice cold bitch.”
The Fed has been granted temporary emergency powers to print the needed carbon credits to allow the plan to go forward under international law.
A task force of looters and FEMA personnel are on standby to provide post hurricane clean up and entertainment.
The president has ordered the opening of the strategic national Air Jordan reserve and stationed national guard at all the nation’s major depots for the duration of the storm.
Political pundits are debating the impact the storm will have on the president election.
One theory holds that sustained power outages throughout the northeast will disproportionately effect women, children and minority voters, and the deceased, thus favoring the Romney campaign.
The opposing viewpoint holds that the hurricane will wreak tremendous havoc on infrastructure, breaking perhaps as many as 1.2 million windows according to some estimates. This is expected to provide the economy the boost it needs as we head into the home stretch, favoring the incumbent.
http://www.dailypaul.com/260782/alert-president-obama-suspends-campaign-travels-to-cone-of-hurricane
Good one, Henry! RLMAO!!!
“The plan is a bold one without scientific merit, and some have accused to president of grandstanding, and politicizing the hurricane. But this is not a time for partisan rancor, and we should support the novel approach of using debates to influence the weather.”
Of course this is the time to be politicizing the hurricane. We don’t have two presidential candidates. We have two presidents. Both want to suspend the elections and both want to be president and both pretend that they are president. It’s almost like if a civil war happens, Romney gets the North and Obama gets the South or something.
“Ann Coulter has been temporarily placed in indefinite detention, the White house press corp quoting Obama as saying “because she’s an ice cold bitch.””
Hahahaha!! Ann Coulter in indefinite detention. Even the MSM reporters are getting detained indefinitely. Yet, they still do what their media masters tell them to do rather than reporting the truth. I just don’t get. Oh yea and Obama is right (as much as it pains me to say it), Ann Coulter is “an ice cold bitch”.
NC, this is not to be taken seriously. It’s strictly for laughs. LOL
Do you want to tell him Henry, or should I? LOL
Go ahead. I don’t want him mad at me. LOL
The last two paragraphs are priceless Henry , especially about the deceased ( being I used to live in shitcago ) .
One thing to remember , in Shitcago you keep on voting till way past you’re eternal clock has run out .
God forbid the sheeple still somewhat comatose should be allowed to make a decision . Although it doesn’t matter anyway .
If voting would change anything, they would make it illegal. –?
“you keep on voting till way past you’re eternal clock has run out .”
🙂 and in Florida they use the purge for the dead, on the living.
I wonder what is more effective, adding votes to the bin, or deducting the number of votes that go in it… hmmm
True , very true unfortunately . This is what our our system has devolved into .