THESE REALLY WORK!!
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES.
THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE – WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
haha good one Bulldog. I like the toilet seat one. 🙂
lol Good one Bulldog 🙂
Funny, but I pee in the bathroom sink all the time because I can flush it with a pint of water instead of using the six liters in the toilet tank.
You only have to change the water that’s in the “P-trap” under the sink (no, that’s NOT where the name of the plumbing device comes from), and it’s flushed. That device exists to prevent any odors from coming up through the pipes by trapping them behind water. (that’s also why pouring baking soda down the drain to “eliminate odors” is ridiculous)
Which is why I’m ever mindful NOT to drop my toothbrush in the sink.
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I love it Bulldog, especially the sink urinal and the laxative cough medicine 🙂 😉
I’ve worked around and seen the
people who use rule number 7.
Real Einsteins ………
“2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.”
Figured out the solution to that one many years ago.
Everybody (including women), (no, make that ESPECIALLY women, since they complain the most about it. LOL) puts BOTH seat AND seat cover down.
That way, EVERYBODY (including women 🙂 ) has to lift at least one or both.
btw, I think I should get the Nobel Peace prize for that one. I mean, after all, it’s FAR more peace promoting than anything that POS Obummer’s ever done. 🙄
Ha Ha Ha , Yes you are right again on that one #1