Me and Priapism

You’ve seen all the commercials. But what *really* happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

I walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman I was speaking with said she was the only pharmacist and since she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees.  

She asked if she could help me. I said that I really would have preferred to speak with a male pharmacist, She assured me that she was completely professional and whatever it was that I needed to discuss, I could be confident that she would treat me with a high level of professionalism.

I reluctantly agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?”

The Pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I’ll talk to my sister.”

When she returned, she said, “We discussed it at length and here’s the absolute best we can do:

Free room and board , 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses.