TSA Launches ‘Fun’ Website For Kids

Infowars – by Paul Joseph Watson

The TSA has launched a new “fun” website for kids in order to “help all passengers understand what to expect when going through airport security.”

The extent of the “fun” is an animated YouTube video which depicts TSA agents as polite, cuddly dog cartoon characters, a word search, and a print out of a TSA badge which can be colored in.

The mother and father characters in the video attempt to assure their child that the TSA checkpoint is not scary at all, that airport security is a breeze, and that “TSA officers are here to keep us secure.”

The video makes no mention of full body scanners or the invasive pat downs for which TSA workers have become notorious. It’s just “stop, screen and go!”

Anyone who is even vaguely familiar with the multitude of horror stories involving the TSA will of course come to the conclusion that the cartoon scenario is not so much sugar coated but a completely deluded fairytale. Unsurprisingly, comments for the video have been disabled.

In many cases, the reality of TSA security for children, especially if they are disabled, has been quite a departure from that depicted in the cartoon, as the videos below illustrate, but don’t expect any of them to appear on the TSA kids website anytime soon.









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11 thoughts on “TSA Launches ‘Fun’ Website For Kids

  1. “Stop, Screen, Go”?


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    After the little dog goes “Yay” and flies out of the metal detector, I was afraid the TSA agent was going to yell at him for running. And then when he turned around behind the TSA agent, I thought he was going to touch the agent and say, “That was fun! Can we do it again?”. In which case, I would have waited for the TSA agent to take out his walkie-talkie, call for back-up and put the kid in handcuffs and arresting him for just touching the TSA agent. (Can’t touch the kings men! Why it’s equivalent to touching the king himself. How dare him!)

    Funny how they don’t put that into the advertisement. I mean, after all, touching and running around are what children do and trying to stop them is like trying to bribe a dog with a bone.

    By the way, anyone else notice how they used a “WOLF” (symbolizing the powers that be) for the TSA agent and a “DOG” (symbolizing the obedient individual/slave) for the people? Tell me that wasn’t just an accident. I mean come on. How stupid do they think we are?

  2. This video clearly tells me that TPTB and DHS/TSA think We the People and our children are dogs. I’m extremely insulted!

    1. The attempted indoctrination continues,but with enuff good parents a lost cause.My friend is teaching his daughter to shoot and I am teaching her some bow skills and how to build debris shelter among other outdoor activities,she is only 9,she will not be one of the brainwashed generation,hope there are a lot of parents like my buddy out their doing right by their kids.

      1. Damn, I wish I was taught how to shoot a bow and arrow or a gun when I was younger. Of course I grew up in Buffalo, NY. Big Socialist town. Might have been different if I grew up in Texas or in the mountains.

        1. NC,lot of woods in your home town area,,surprised you didn’t get into hunting/camping ect.,one of the few jewels of new york state tis getting weirder there daily but guess true in much of country.The bow and practice with it is really a great thing in that I get the inner calm I also get from hiking/martial arts ect.,a nice focus and screw the outside world for a few moments.As for a bow/firearm,heck building debris shelters(I still need work there,but good as practice with friends daughter) all can still be learned skills/hobbies,do suggest on debris shelter though a great skill if lost hiking/hunting and need to lay low you have kids or friends with kids you will get less strange looks practicing it!All things outdoors start with a step,take it and take up some different outdoor hobbies that in a really tough time may also save your life,I consider these activities not only great fun but also a bit of mental prepping.On a side note I learn as much as she does doing this stuff,tis a win /win.

  3. “Daddy? Why is the TSA agent fondling mommy’s breasts and privates?”

    “Well son, it’s Stop, Frisk, Fondle, and maybe a slim chance at Go!”

    1. Hahahahaha! Oh man. I knew there would be others besides me who would be making fun of that ridiculous brainwashing chant.

      Good one, Sunfire.

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