An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s Clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back $1,000!”
Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000, so he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.
Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! — “This is Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything.”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t! That is Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see anything!!!!
Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so here’s your $1000 back.” (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: “But this is only $10!
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”
Moral of story — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer”*
Remember: Don’t make old people mad. We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to piss us off.
Great parable! OK…
There’s these two guys that walk into a bar.
There is a old guy and his son.
They order two beers.
The bartender asks them where they are from.
And the old guys says ” what did he say” and his son replies he said where are u from.
The old man replies San Antonio.
The bartender says aaah ” I’ve been to San Antone before.
The old man says “what did he say ” His son replies “He says he’s been to San Antonio before”
the old man replies oooo.
The bartender says Ya I got the best blowjob there I have ever had.
the old man says what did you say.
The son replies he said he met your sister
🙂 🙂
“We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to piss us off.”
And some of us are that way permanently.
Pissed off, that is. Old goes without saying… 🙄