Let’s Jam Up The NSA’s Scanners

Operation Troll the NSA

IF MILLIONS OF US, ALL AT THE SAME EXACT TIME, CALL OR EMAIL SOMEONE WITH OUR KEYWORDS-OF-TERROR-FILLED SCRIPT,
WE CAN GIVE OUR NATION’S IMPRESSIVE SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS THE KIND OF TEST IT DESERVES.  

THEY SAY THEY DON’T READ OR LISTEN TO THE CONTENTS OF OUR MESSAGES. WHY NOT TEST IT OUT?

IT’LL BE FUN.

AT 7:00 PM EST ON WEDNESDAY, JUNE 12, CALL/EMAIL THIS SCRIPT:

Hey! How’s it going? I’m all right.

My job is so shitty I wish could overthrow my boss. It’s like this oppressive regimewhere only true believers in his management techniques will stay around. I workmarathon-length hours and he’s made all these changes that have made it the worst architecture firm to work at in Manhattan. Like he moved the office to the Financial District and fired my assistant. She was the only one who knew where theblueprints were! I need access to those blueprints to complete my job! F my life, right? And he keeps trying to start all these new initiatives to boost revenue, but seriously we just need to stick to what we do best. There’s only one true profitcenter. I seriously feel ready to go on strike at any second.

I just read this article about how these free radical particles can cause the downfallof good health and accelerate aging. These could actually cause death to millions of Americans. If these particles are flying around undetected everywhere, does that mean we’re all radicalized?

Have you seen the second season of Breaking Bad? I just finished it. I couldn’t believe that episode where they poison the guy with ricin! That was the bomb! I won’t say any more because I don’t want to reveal the earth-shattering events to come.

Oh! So I’ve been planning a big trip for the summer. I’m thinking of visiting all of the most famous suspension bridges in the United States. So probably like the Golden Gate BridgeThe Brooklyn Bridge, and the Verrazano Narrows Bridge. I’m gonna bring my younger brother and I know he’ll want to go to bars, so I’m thinking of getting him a fake drivers license, but I hope that doesn’t blow up in my face.

Okay, I gotta run! I’m late for flight schoolI missed the last class where we learn how to land, so I really can’t miss another one. Talk to you later!

THEY’VE DONE A FINE JOB MONITORING US. LET’S SEE HOW THEY HANDLE THIS.

5 thoughts on “Let’s Jam Up The NSA’s Scanners

  1. If they can organize this, why not set a time and date for everyone to get off their ass and do something a bit more decisive.

    Fourth of July at high noon?

    1. Lol. Yea, I know. But still…this might be an interesting experiment to try for shits and giggles (as the Brits would say).

  2. From a computing perspective, with appropriate approvals the collection triggering mechanism can easily be adjusted to IGNORE a particular trolling script. It’s important to write and send something which includes these phrases and probably Rivero’s leaked list of catchwords, available from that site. He puts up a new example everyday but also has the whole list, also it can easily be googled.

    These capture algorithms are written by smart (if misguided) people, and their core figure of merit value is NOT to trigger on repetitive BS nonsense messages.

    1. Yea, you’re right, Joe. I was actually thinking that same thing after awhile. It would have to be different messages, otherwise a simple line of code (a mere, “IF/THEN” statement) will just tell the computer to ignore all messages that are the same as these. It would be pretty simple to do actually. Unless this is done in secret on that day and done as a surprise attack, this is useless as NSA is monitoring all our communications and will know when to be ready for it.

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