Running ‘Cause I Can’t Fly – by Andy Borowitz
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)— “The spending cuts mandated by the sequester may hamper the United States’s ability to invade countries for absolutely no reason, a Pentagon spokesman warned today.The Pentagon made this gloomy assessment amid widespread fears that the nation’s ability to wage totally optional wars based on bogus pretexts may be in peril. Continue reading “Satire: “Pentagon: Cuts Could Hamper Ability To Invade Countries For No Reason””

SOTT – by Dianne Russell, MoveOn
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ARS Technica – by Cyrus Farivar
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