Just Blowing Smoke – by Timothy W. Higgins
In what may in fact be the real first sign of Spring, the lazy lexicographers of the SOS Dictionary have apparently come out of their hole, failed to see their collective shadows (which would have been difficult at best, considering the bloodshot conditions of their eyes), and decided to stay out in the fresh air for a bit. (This had nothing to do with locking the door behind them after their ‘temporary exit’ I’m sure.) Their efforts are at best sporadic and at worst all but nonexistent recently, and Senior Staff felt obligated to try something new. Having given up on the NLRB (National Labor Relations Board) for assistance, we have instead contacted Lindsay Lohan’s people to recommend potential detox facilities. Continue reading “The “Stuck on Stupid” Dictionary #39″

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