Where are the REAL social justice warriors? Who’s willing to tackle the big problems in our world? The discrimination is blatant and cruel. The injustice is obvious. The unfairness has no place in a civilized society, and yet Americans continue to ignore the undeserved privileges that our barbaric culture has granted to beautiful women at the expense of everyone else.
To prove our claims scientifically, we gathered a team of experts from various topless bars and strip clubs. We asked them to determine exactly what characteristics define a woman as “beautiful”, and only then were we able to begin crunching the numbers. Continue reading “Pretty Privileged”