Goon Squad – by Greg Bacon
Nutritional Science Expert: Don’t get too excited by the name, since it’s just a job working for a corporate monolith called “McDonald’s.” The hours are shitty, the pay is lousy and you’ll end your shift smelling like greasy hamburgers that don’t contain any ham or beef, just horse meat and sawdust.
But just think of the upside! If this is your first job, you’ll get a good education in what jobs in the real world are like;
Working for some faceless overlord who pays you pennies while they’re raking in billions. If you’re over 50 and just started working at this mind-numbing outfit, that means your good paying job that had decent benefits got ‘outsourced’ to India or Bangladesh or China. Thank your other faceless overlords, the ‘always open for business’ brothel known as Congress for shipping your job overseas. Continue reading “Jobs Available to Americans!”